Answer a few quick questions for a boss-proof excuse!
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How long have you been laying the ground work?
I’ve been coughing for a solid three days!
Ummmm … what ground work?
How many days do you need to escape for?
I’d love a few days!
Just get me out. One day! Pleeease!
How much does your boss know about your life?
Everything. They’re a bloodhound.
They don’t even know my name.
Are you a good liar?
The thought of lying makes me break out in hives.
Just call me Meryl Streep.
Real talk: The last you pulled something like this is:
Last week? Maybe the week before?
Get my excuse!